Ok we haven’t done one of these in a while. It is time for another Star Trek caption contest. Take a look at this photo from the Deep Space Nine episode “The Magnificent Ferengi” and post an entry with what you think is being said. I’ll find a guest judge to pick a winner. Good luck.
Twinks caption:
“I TOLD you not to push that button, Joey.”
“I can`t believe it worked!”
“I said it would work. I knew it.”
“No, you said ‘This is SO dumb.'”
“I AM THOR, THE GOD OF THUNDER!!”
(all look in center)
“……..I REALLY TOLD you NOT TO PUSH the BUTTON!!!!!”
“What is it?”
“I don’t know… Let’s hit it with a brick of Gold Pressed Latinum!”
Does it really come out of there?????
May I have the beer goggles back, please?
“Is it edible?”
“Maybe. The sign says, ‘Free to a good home.'”
“Free? Blasphemy!”
“Burn it! Burn it!”
“These Betizods sure know how to throw a wedding”
“Sure, but I wish the men would put their cloths back on.”
What do you mean “No Refunds”?
It’s your communicator, you reach in and get it.
Quark: “At last, we killed that self-aggrandizing dentist…”
Eliminator Leck: “Okay, I killed the Klingon targ that swallowed that slip of latinum. Now who’s going to get it out?”
Everybody: “Uhhhh… not me.”
“Okay, if I close my eyes again and pull the covers back up over my head verrryyy slowly, maybe, if I am lucky, they will all go away and I can get back to my dream about those Orion Slave girls..”
“Why can’t they just call me at odd hours or ruin my credit rating like other collection agencies? Did they have to send in a bunch of ‘trolls’ to my house Christmas morning?? And where did you get those stupid bright lights???”
“Looks like a dead bird to me.”
“You really think that I am going to touch that eeeuuukkkk!”
“See? I told you. COUNTER-clockwise in the southern hemisphere!”